Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.
are you kidding this is hysterical
I hate when you hear something you don’t want to and your stomach drops and you need to isolate yourself from everyone
So I went backstage during the LeakyCon ball and Darren was playing the piano and singing Mr. Brightside.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
And even though this wasn’t a fight, this was just, you know, a grown-up, adult conversation, we are now going to have the hottest make-up sex ever.
[UHQ] Darren Criss on the set of Glee | April 10, 2014.
“I like phone calls. I like talking to people, I like being able to hear the cadence of someone’s voice.”
anonymous asked : could you parallel Blackbird and I’m Still Here, as in Blaine’s adoring look ;)